I think the ad was for me to get gunged with pies in my face, pancake syrup over my head, glue down my underwear, etc. The second part was for me to eat prunes, ex-lax doughnuts, drink prune juice, etc., and suffer the results. If you have a place to do this and you're willing to do this to me or have me do this to you, let me know. It's ok if you just want to reply for fun. I'm white, 6-footer, blond hair, stocky, 54 (look much younger).