Um yeah . . .

[marc_antony]

Well I don't think the sprinkler's going to stand up right again and I really don't know what to say about the dog. You know him. The one that hobbles around his bowl madly looking for more beer. Yeah . . .. And I certainly don't know anything about lowering the car insurance after that incident. I did find the bike this morning it was hang from a

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[toastofrassilon]

Hahahahaha. Hehe. Wow. How long did that take to write? :p

[marc_antony]

Not long because i did it stream of conciseness style so ten minutes tops and probably not even close to that.

[clibhopper]

Now that has some SERIOUS amusement value.

Complete Asshole's Guide? Are you sure you didn't WRITE it? :-p

[marc_antony]

what can i say

[lady_tehanu]

what. the. f*ck.

[arrogantrabbit]

Say it with me now: fUck.

[lady_tehanu]

fine, fuck. i just wasnt sure john would apprieciate the vulgarity of my language.

[marc_antony]

thought appreciated