Okay, you knew it was coming...please pick the best choice for the inevitable porno takeoff of this summer's cult sensation:

punchline A:
SNAKES ON A PLAYMATE

punchline B:
SNAKES ON A POON

punchline C:
SNATCH ON A PLANE

punchline D:
TROUSER SNAKES ON A PLANE
(This one's my favorite - I could see it playing the Tomkat in WeHo.)

As usual, the liberal media has failed you.

Don't fall for that "new Muslim extremist group" that claimed responsibility for the tube bombing -- it's a decoy.

Yes, the blogging underground has already uncovered the real architect of this act of terrorism, and released his photograph:

( Click...if you really want to know... )

"Speaking as an enormously unlikeable person, I find it difficult to maintain grudges against all those who want to kill me."

-- James Spader, BOSTON LEGAL

*sigh* My hero.

I will not stand for this
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I saw you at Golgotha back in A.D. 2
Watching the angry mob as they hurled stones at you
You said, "Forgive them, they know not what they do"
(oh-ah-oah)

They took the credit for your death at Calvary
Prewritten in the book of Deuteronomy
And now I know that you fulfilled the prophecy
(oh-ah-oah)
I met your brethren
(oh-ah-oah)What did you tell ( Read more... )

If I were this funny, I wouldn't be starving.

Wednesday - THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST is released.

Thursday - The first PASSION OF THE CHRIST fan fiction appears on my friends page.

Friday - potc_fanfic is created. Confusion briefly reigns over the face of the fannish earth, necessitating a name change to the much clearer christ_slash. The day ends with a widely-recced ( Read more... )

I got a hold of a tape of MARY JANE'S NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE before I'd even moved to L.A. It was rough, unpolished, raw, honest, and simple. I knew that this was the harbinger of a future talent, that bigger things were going to come ( Read more... )

Here's a little song going out to George W. and his billion dollar space plan:

A rat done bit my sister Nell ( Read more... )

Here is the crowd of beautiful people I wanna make the scene with!

Angels from the realms of glory ( Read more... )