Kevin is privileged.

[marcee_pants]

Kevin Fernandez feels the need for his house to inspire my blogs as he massages Erica's nipples with his toes

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this is charmaine

[anonymous]

you are pure genius. i can't wait until i'm 35, sipping coffee at a starbucks (which everyone will probably have available in their house by that time) and taking in your unparalleled angst/ worldliness through your column in the ____ Times. (didn't know what city to put, NY sounds good?)