So bitches, I take back my Lenten sacrifice. Why? Because some people have made it impossible for me to do so. So thanks a lot bitches ( Read more... )

Gentleman, start your engines. The Lenten season has arrived.

And for me, there shall be no cursing or smack talking out of this mouth. No sir-ee bob, I'm a cleeeean sweeper from now on.

That pretty much means I have nothing to write about.

I like bubbles. Yaaaay.

Look at me! I'm a ballerina weeeeeeeeee.

It's going to be a looooong forty

It is the end of an era ( Read more... )

Hooray for WorldLink. Let's get all the geeks from San Diego, put them in a room, and see how many annoying questions they can ask. Oh by the way, let's talk about disarming children and saving them from the slavery imposed on them by sex starved warlords, but we'll give you nice little souvenirs made in China (which is by the way, the number one ( Read more... )

Finals are over, bitches, and so is the last high school semester that really matters. Time to snooze the rest of my way through senior year ( Read more... )

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I thought about making some New Year's resolutions. And then I changed my mind. But here are the possible contenders ( Read more... )

I'm sorry did Hell freeze over ( Read more... )

I have come to the realization that the majority of people in the world annoy me and the only channel really worth watching is the Discovery Health Channel because I have taken a sick and twisted liking to watching people get cut open ( Read more... )