A letter date February 1, 2005
My Dearest Bridgette,
You must forgive me for including a definition in my letter to you, but I feel it is important that it be included, it is a much better way for me to make my point.
Movement:
1. The act or an instance of moving; a change in place or position.
2. An evacuation of the bowels; defecation.
With each passing night it becomes quite clear that amongst those that I share an association the second definition is the appropriate one. There is little point in reading what appears in my mailbox from any of them save a select few and even those I would rather read a private message than one sent to so many. Perhaps I have chosen the wrong affiliation, yet the others also leave much to be desired. I suppose that I shall simply continue on my course and see where it leads.
Bridgette, I must warn you that if you ever happen to travel to the fair city of Boston that you do not, under any circumstance, touch maps in that city. For whatever reason, touching maps is a great offense to those that preside over the city. I cannot explain it to you my dear, but please do take this warning to heart and simply leave maps alone. I would even go so far as to recommend that you do not bring a map into Boston with you. Yes, I understand how absurd this must sound, but it is a matter of great concern therefore I do implore you to follow my suggestions.
I do believe I will refer to the one that presides over the city as le Petit Corporel. He certainly does fit with the complex associated with the man who originally held such a title and it is of course no fault of his own that God created him with such inequality. Perhaps inadequacy is a better word? No matter which it may be he remains an angry little man. In fact I am altering my recommendation to not just maps but to you as well. Simply never find the need to travel to the city, avoid it as if it were the source of plague.
I did not receive a response to my last letter from you; I do hope that you are well and in good spirits. More likely than not you have been spending time with a gentleman friend of yours and are far, far too busy to write to me. I will forgive you this time, but if I do not hear from you soon enough I shall have to take a trip and visit you. And though I have been spending time with a lady friend of mine I still make the time to sit and put ink to paper. I am quite certain that you would not want me to surprise you with a vist and find myself stumbling upon you in a rather uncomfortable or embarrassing situation, so write and avoid the possibility alltogether.
With Everlasting Adoration,
Marcel