benvoliothefirst: Yeah, our house is overrun, because they built a parking lot in the woods that used to be behind our house, so all the wildlife moved into our yard. We had a couple of chipmunks who lived in the walls and roof over my room, late at night I'd hear them scurrying around.

Marcie 1803: thats fucking awesome

benvoliothefirst: I've ( Read more... )

Marcie 1803: whose bob ross lol
benvoliothefirst: Aw, c'mon, you don't know who Bob Ross is? Maybe I'm getting old. He was this guy who used to be on PBS, had a painting show where he always made happy trees and happy mountains, he had a big black 'fro and he was always bringing squirrels in his pockets.
benvoliothefirst: I must sound like a crazy ( Read more... )

tomato ingenuity: it means a "once-in-a-lifetime opportunity", it's a term they use in japan for tea ceremonies. the same event can never be experienced twice, so you should always appreciate things when they happen ( Read more... )

Does anyone find it amusing that I used my flat iron on my dog's ears ( Read more... )

ok, so last night my ma sees an article about Phil Lohman and how hes like running for some politics bullshit thing and all I could recall about him was senior year and how he played me and one of my closest friends. He's a no good asshole and hes perfect for politics becasue he can make up shit on the spot so yay for the asshole. Anyways, my ma ( Read more... )

dude, this is fricken crazy

A joke from daddy :)

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying
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>home because she is not feeling well.
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>"What's the matter?" he asks.
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>"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
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>"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
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>"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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Wow, so I end up staying in Shelton for the entire weekend. Duffy came thursday and she, Steve (Hoss), Mands and I went to see Dodgeball.btw, this was my third time seeing this movie, thas how much I love my sister ( Read more... )