Topical Depression: November 19th, 2006

[marclovesyomama]

Topical Depression
a Marc Velazquez series of rantsHere's a new thing I'm trying, to help lower my blood pressure. I've found that it's very terapeutic to just let out all my anger someplace where no one will hear or pay attention to me... so why not LJ? So anyway, here's why I'm not happy

Comments

[the_fun_system]

i could've used your gay marriage rant about 2 months ago when i had to do a paper on it.

"I once convinced an 8-year-old I was Spider-Man."

true story.

[urinemyheart]

you should do a rant on how red ink has the worst luck with bass players and skinny guitarists who are ugly and like boys butts

but i'm with you on the gay marriage thing...and also your post on here with gay marriage

[anonymous]

hey marc. it's me. satan. i agree with the gay marriage thing too...i mean...i'm not gay...but i will admit i did experiment in college...but the wii is pretty amazing...i got it early cuz i know people...c'mon a plumber that goes on mystical adventures??? you know that sucker sold his soul to us...so yeah it's cool...i had captain crunch over and we were playing it...it's pretty cool man...although they should come out with a star wars game...that would be the ultimate wii game...i kept thinking that while i was playing it...anybody else think that? like a real awesome lightsabre game.sick. and boy does christmas make me sick...and you know Jesus is so cocky about it...he's like check that shit out satan...on my birthday they go crazy like two months in advanced and on your day(halloween) it's like barely anything...actually that is not a direct quote Jesus doesn't say Shit or any curse words cuz he's "God's Son" right? douche.

[urinemyheart]

they should come out with a game for wii about being a nurse...and then call it...wii-nurse...lol say it outloud a couple times people it will start making sense

[urinemyheart]

and by the way i actually convinced pochy when we were kids that i was spider-man...remember that??? and also that i was a member of boys to men...who are all black