I've been living in Oakland for two years now. Two years!!! It seems impossible that it could have been that long. It seems like someone pressed the fast-forward button
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"BETTER PIZZA?? but the pizza here is mind-blowingly bad! and expensive!"
I think this is only a measure of how mind-blowingly bad the pizza in Austin is. Makes sense, right? I have a theory of pizza, which is that there are several levels on which you can judge it. Like, it doesn't really make any sense to compare Totino's with genuine Chicago deep dish. Right? So intentionally bad pizza is its own category. And thin crust pizza is its own category. And slimy pizza stand pizza is its own category. You can't really compare across categories, you can only compare within them.
Safeway?! What is zis thing you call Safeway? Hmmm, I guess I never thought of that. Do grocery stores really give you quarters if you ask for them? Crazy. I suppose I can't knock it till I try it.
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I think this is only a measure of how mind-blowingly bad the pizza in Austin is. Makes sense, right? I have a theory of pizza, which is that there are several levels on which you can judge it. Like, it doesn't really make any sense to compare Totino's with genuine Chicago deep dish. Right? So intentionally bad pizza is its own category. And thin crust pizza is its own category. And slimy pizza stand pizza is its own category. You can't really compare across categories, you can only compare within them.
Safeway?! What is zis thing you call Safeway? Hmmm, I guess I never thought of that. Do grocery stores really give you quarters if you ask for them? Crazy. I suppose I can't knock it till I try it.
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