Say nothing for months then just join in with a meme.

[marcushill]

We all have things about our friends that make us slightly envious. Not in a bad way, but in a 'Wow! I wish I had that person's hair/eyes/money/relationship/toenails/whatever.'

So tell me what about me makes you envy me. . . then post this in your LJ and see what makes me envious of you.

Comments

[phil_girl]

I was going to say your observational skills, but they seem to be limited to noticing that women have boobs so I will have to make do with...

Your self assured demeanour.

[marcushill]

ITYM "smug"

[foul_temptress]

I envy your lovely house.

[jinxcw]

Y'know I was going to chip in with something about self-confidence, but I'll go with "smug" if that's your preference! ;-)

[mistressp]

The ability to pee round corners.

[marcushill]

Now I'm confused!

[marcushill]

... unless you don't mean I cause the laws of physics to look the other way whilst my stream swerves mid-air, but that I unroll my gargantuan manhood and send that round the corner...

[mistressp]

It's mostly in response to the "boobs" envy. Woman don't envy male parts in the same way (let's face it, even women think women are more attractive naked than men). I guess I could envy the ability to take a slash, anywhere, anytime. That's the one draw back of the female biolgical arrangement.

[myki]

Your effortless mix of maturity and immaturity.

[wibblefish]

ability to grow a beard

[ajon]

The ability to find a filthy joke in almost anything ever said. (To e fair, you're not the only person I know with this ability)