Swiped from Tiny Mighty Mouth

[marcusisaspaz]

Bold what is true about you.

Appearance:

I am 5'4 or shorter.
I think I'm ugly sometimes.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.I wish my hair was a different colour

Comments

[verbal_vomit_1]

I hate being called that, Liam Wesley MacEibhir.

Being a morning person should be a crime against humanity. Just so you know.

I thought your depravity ended with PRON for LJ icons. I had no idea you tortured fishies with being NAKED IN THEIR HOME. So wrong. SO wrong.

And now, give me answers:

How'd you rip your pants? And is this incident related to any of the others on this list? If so, how?

Which bone did you break?

Why'd you run a red light? And while on the topic of driving, what kind of car do you have and where the heck did you go that was more that 200 miles away in one day? Or was that round trip?

Do I want to watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show with my frand Val? I've never seen it before.

[marcusisaspaz]

As soon as he's done with his cousin, Chuck gets a similar phone call from the Montana boy.

Fine, I'll stick with Tiny or Pixie Girl then. They're shorter anyway.

Do you want answers to your questions first, or do you want to tell me what the blazes is going on?

[verbal_vomit_1]

Chuck answers her phone with a smile that doesn't last as soon as she hears the tone of voice Country Boy is using.

Hi, hello. Nice to talk to you too.

I'd like to not be growled at by you, okay? And nothing much is going on except that your cousin is a jackass and he better stop calling me a stupid bitch. There. Now answer my questions, please. And be nice.

[marcusisaspaz]

Liam sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose.

I'm not growling, Tiny, I promise. It is kinda frustrating to be looking forward to hanging with two friends in New York only to find out they're tearing strips out of each other. And I saw your post, so I've got some idea of what's happening.

So, your answers:

I ripped my jeans when I jumped a fence at school and caught a seam. At least it gave the Life Skills teacher a good laugh when she sewed them up for me.

Cracked a couple of ribs once. They healed fine.

I ran a red light because it was late at night and the crossroad was absolutely empty, I have a Jeep Wrangler, and I've helped haul stock different places for my Da, if we had multiple trailers that needed hauling. Been up to Calgary, down to Wyoming, out to California ...

Sure, if you've got someone to go with who knows the routine. It's raunchy and silly.

Um ... you have sex outside if that's what both parties feel like doing, and you deal with a bug bite on your butt pretty much the same as you would anywhere else.

[verbal_vomit_1]

Also:

Why would you have sex outside? What if you get a bug bite on your butt?

[liam_did_it]

I curse regularly. ... Define regularly.

As long as it's less than Chuck, you're good. Wait...never mind, that's pretty much the whole planet unless you count truck drivers and sailors.

So, do you care to explain to me just why you are single but not available? Was pom pom girl that traumatic?

[verbal_vomit_1]

Fucker.

[liam_did_it]

See?

[verbal_vomit_1]

I despise you...