Not much of a surprise here ...

[marcusisaspaz]

You Are Like a Horse

Comments

[liam_did_it]

No, I put her back in her stall without a cool down, no water and covered in sweat. I also fed her a bucket of cornmeal and ground beef.

What makes you think I haven't all ready called Rina?

[marcusisaspaz]

Okay, okay, forgive me for fussing.

Oh of course. Proactive and all that. So are you two hanging with the rest of us for a while or ...?

[liam_did_it]

Come on, Li. Really. There are so many reasons why worrying if I'm going to be good to your freaking horse is stupid. And insulting. Geez. Do I ever worry that you're going to hurt Loopy?

I don't know. What are you planning to do? We didn't make plans, I just wanted to say hi and tell her that I was here and you were still a loser and no amount of time in New York would ever save you from that fate.

[marcusisaspaz]

There was that one time you were convinced I let her get in that lard on purpose. But we were what, eight?

Maybe a bonfire up by the creek? If you can cope with all the nature, City Boy.

[verbal_vomit_1]

The internet lies. I would never ever ever EVER date a ....no. You are not one of those. You are a teddy bear. Or a puppy dog. Or a fluffy bunny. Something soft and warm and cuddly and sweet and nice to look at.

NOT A HORSE.

Why you post this thing? Also, we're doing who with what when now tonight?

[marcusisaspaz]

I would have wound up a dog if I'd taken my second choice on a couple of questions. The picture was pretty derpy though.

We'll have dinner with Mam and Da, but afterwards Zach, Deena and Rina are gonna come over for a little campfire up at the creek. Does that work for you, Pixie?

[verbal_vomit_1]

You can be my derpy puppy. I'd still snuggle you.

Yeah, it's fine. I just didn't know what you and Marcus were babbling about.