sigh nostalgia wave goodbye...
kyle benson
-could you hold the thing still please?
-Don*t go through the pillars!!!!
Nia: I*m watching the incredible hulk on t.v
Kyle: I*m watching you!
-Turn around! (bend over ;0) )
Kate: I don*t know if I should get this...
Kyle: well... how much is it?
Kate: $1*50
Kyle: well... what are you going to do with it?
Kate: eat it!
(eating money is cool?)
Kyle: I have all of them except 2
Me: well that*s not ALL of them is it?
Kyle: No...
ME: HE lies
Nia: Yea he does
Kyle: yea, sometimes I just lie for fun. (proceeds to tell long story about a mac card and a grandmother)
- you and your sexy cake ;0)
- Nicole ...Gabby ... will you have relations with me?
Kyle: let*s go
Kate: what was that?
Me: it*s called a chain reaction you should try it sometime.
- you stole tanner from my store...OUT!
Nia Morales (AKA mi esposa)
- this is out starburst tongue unwrapping contest. ( tongue unwrapping?)
-If you find red stuff on your towel I don*t have my period or anything it*s just my hair dye.
- You*re clean Nicole you*re brand new
- I feel like I*m on real world or something (must tape every move!)
-Like a glister in the sun (hahahaha)
-I only have $3.50...
- I*m gonna try and find him with my binoculars...
- it was sooo loud I thought I was going to combust!... if that makes sense.
-GoOdGriEF2yOu: can i be a fire ant then
Smal1TownTragedy: no
GoOdGriEF2yOu: and climb up peoples pants and bite them?
GoOdGriEF2yOu: naw away their flesh
GoOdGriEF2yOu: and bury myself in their bones
Smal1TownTragedy: oh ok as long as it*s not my pants
GoOdGriEF2yOu: if you could be any word you wanted
GoOdGriEF2yOu: what word would you want to be
Smal1TownTragedy: tongue
Smal1TownTragedy: how bout you?
GoOdGriEF2yOu: lol nice
GoOdGriEF2yOu: i picked either random or fuck
Smal1TownTragedy: oh oh i like fuck too
GoOdGriEF2yOu: lol
GoOdGriEF2yOu: ill be fuck and you can be you
GoOdGriEF2yOu: lol
Smal1TownTragedy: hahaha how bout it goes you random me tongue both of us fucking so it spells out random tongue fucking
GoOdGriEF2yOu: haha thats good
Smal1TownTragedy: indeed
GoOdGriEF2yOu: lol
GoOdGriEF2yOu: jess mcgovern looks like that thing from lord of the rings
GoOdGriEF2yOu: the um um...the thing
Smal1TownTragedy: hobbit??
GoOdGriEF2yOu: no
Smal1TownTragedy: wizard
Smal1TownTragedy: the freaky thing with the retarted voice
GoOdGriEF2yOu: yea!
GoOdGriEF2yOu: she looks like that
GoOdGriEF2yOu: GOLEM
Smal1TownTragedy: hahahahahahaha
Smal1TownTragedy: yes!
GoOdGriEF2yOu: hahaha
GoOdGriEF2yOu: jess mcgolem
GoOdGriEF2yOu: hahahahaha
Smal1TownTragedy: hahahhahaahahahahaha
Smal1TownTragedy: OMG!!!
GoOdGriEF2yOu: hahahahaha
Smal1TownTragedy: I*m crying that was so funny
GoOdGriEF2yOu: does your mom get frunk?
GoOdGriEF2yOu: haha
Smal1TownTragedy: all the time
GoOdGriEF2yOu: frunk
GoOdGriEF2yOu: hahahaha
GoOdGriEF2yOu: yea, my mom gets frunk
GoOdGriEF2yOu: hahhaaaaaaaa
Smal1TownTragedy: ok well what does it mean
GoOdGriEF2yOu: lol
GoOdGriEF2yOu: it was a typo
Smal1TownTragedy: ohh
Smal1TownTragedy: hahahahhhahhaahhaahhahah
GoOdGriEF2yOu: lol
GoOdGriEF2yOu: omg im crying
GoOdGriEF2yOu: steve should change his screen name to
GoOdGriEF2yOu: deadlyfuckstoall
Smal1TownTragedy: hhahahahahahaahahahhaha
GoOdGriEF2yOu: or like
GoOdGriEF2yOu: deadlypremaritialfuckstoall
GoOdGriEF2yOu: ahaha
GoOdGriEF2yOu: no no, deadlypremaritialfuckXtoall
GoOdGriEF2yOu: lol
Nia: is that you?
Kyle: NO!!
Nia: yes it is..
...Nia: look it*s a penny stuck to ben and jerrys... ugh ok that*s that that that*s enough!
Gabby Raynis
- Taco drive-by (Assault with meat!)
Gabby: my eye is all red ugh
Jeremy: Is it from brain freeze?
Me and Gabby: WHAT?!!?!
Me: That*s dissa
Gabby: and the second one is like his ass
Me: ppointing
Gabby: want his ass?
me: He*s so pretty though even from behind!
me: sure
Gabby: lol
Me: yummy!
Gabby: indeed
-Isaid (looking out into the ocean) can you believe that way on the other side of that is another country?i should swim there and it would be even funnier since it*s right in front of ripley*s.nicole was like yea and I*ll row in a boat next to you to make sure you dont die.and i said yea you can hand me some cheetoes but knowing you,you would flip out if i got them soggy and go "no gabby!NO! you don*t get the cheetos soggy you can*t eat them that way!SWIM BETTER!stop swimming so gay!"
random kids in the soccer field
- need some lovin (girl can I come in)
NO!
Kevin
( In Big Gay Al meets Mr. Mackey voice) Nuh...I*m ok . I*m going to Ryan*s ....Kyle*s gonna be there!
Kyle T.
-Kyle Forty Five: they can photograph my soul
Kyle Forty Five: but get my good side
Smal1TownTragedy: ok lol
Kyle Forty Five: cause my evil side
Kyle Forty Five: its got like blemishes
Smal1TownTragedy: haha ok
Smal1TownTragedy: you have eyes that lie!!!
Kyle Forty Five: i do?
Smal1TownTragedy: yes!
Kyle Forty Five: explain
Smal1TownTragedy: the photographer who photographed your soul said you didn*t have a good side because you have eyes that lie!
Kyle Forty Five: o
Kyle Forty Five: cool
Smal1TownTragedy: how is that cool
Smal1TownTragedy: you*re complete evil
Kyle Forty Five: o
Kyle Forty Five: wow
Kyle Forty Five: that sucks
Smal1TownTragedy: yes it does
Kyle Forty Five: help me
Kyle Forty Five: cure my evil
Smal1TownTragedy: ummm....
Smal1TownTragedy: take a bath in tomatoe juice run under twelve ladders in a row and make-out with an octopus
Kyle Forty Five: werd
Kyle Forty Five: ok
Smal1TownTragedy: have fun
Kyle Forty Five: i will
Smal1TownTragedy: i hope it works
Kyle Forty Five: me also
Kyle Forty Five: ew
Smal1TownTragedy: what???
Kyle Forty Five: the octopus got excited and inked on me
Smal1TownTragedy: haha
Smal1TownTragedy: that happens sometimes
Kyle Forty Five: ew
- matt- she wants computer sex from you.
-Greed n Vanity: how bout i crush you with my cock
Smal1TownTragedy: cock isnt that big too bad
Smal1TownTragedy: ::points and laughs::
Smal1TownTragedy: lol
Greed n Vanity: :'(
Greed n Vanity: its cold out
-Greed n Vanity: i got the aspirin
Greed n Vanity: wheres my hand job
Smal1TownTragedy: well you*re not within reach so no apples
Greed n Vanity: i say gimme a hand job and you say you wont give apples
Smal1TownTragedy: Smal1TownTragedy: well when i said no apples it meant no deal
Smal1TownTragedy: Greed n Vanity: so wait
Greed n Vanity: if i was there
Greed n Vanity: you would?
Smal1TownTragedy: hahaha
Dave Brown
- This is what you see when you die!
Me: Dave don*t get stuck
Dave: Ahhhhhhhhhh ah ahAHHHH
-French polinasia REBEL!
-I*m trying to be mature here! you guys need to chill out.
- No problem camera bitch
- He wants you to do a porno
-Hi, I*m dave I live down the street...
- Beware of Satan. Do not give into this.
-you*re fired!
- I ran I ran so far away....I forget the rest of this song... GOTTA GET AWAY!
Ginny
- there*s sand in the wheel muffin...
Me
-ah I just walked into the wall
- THE chrom-E-zone Pill-ow
-I was flabbergasted!
-ohhhh Dave likes Nia.Nia..Dave..Nia ...Dave ( Nia throws a pillow at my face)
-ahh Nia omg! ahhh the blair witch!!
-why should we fool the people? WE HAVE NO LIVES!
-look it*s kyle*s butt!
-x80srockmysocks: what are you and joe gonna do?? wink wink
LiLhottiee87: bookstore ... 12:01 .. he's gettin the harry potter book ..... loser .. LOL
x80srockmysocks: hahahaahhaahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
x80srockmysocks: that is the funniest thing ever
haha that tape rocks everyone should see it! even though it*s super embarassing.. oh well I miss last summer. R.I.P shop-rite <333