007- Happy April Fool's Day!

[mare_libertas]

[The phone in thier house has been rining off the hook. For the most part, Sealand has been letting England deal with the annoying calls.  He suspects that they're telemarketers anyway. But now noone else is around, so he has to answer it or it'll just keep ringing.]

Hello? If you're selling something, then we don't want any.

........Unless it's

Comments

[micronational]

Huh? No way I'd sell my candy! I just found it from where that jerk hid it!

Who is this anyway? Must've dialed the wrong number..

[mare_libertas]

If you don't have any candy or robots or anything, then why am I talking to you?

I am the Great Nation of Sealand! Who the heck are you?

[micronational]

Because you picked up, duh! And I have candy, just not any you can have.

The Immortal Sealand Empire! Stand down, you impostor!

[mare_libertas]

You're the imposter! And I don't want any imposter-candy, anyway. So get lost!

Jerk.

[internetttttttt]

No way! I just found it, why would I give it to you?

This is...weird...

[mare_libertas]

Fine then. I'll just get better candy. And not share it with you. So there!

[internetttttttt]

If you do that I'm not going to share my action figures I got from Japan.