I have a ring of power!!!
Jigglypuff: ::shines:: Have sex with me?
Mareke: O.o
Jigglypuff: Please?
Mareke: I can’t do that.
Jigglypuff: Why not?
Mareke: I’m…employed. He has to tell me if it’s ok or not.
Jigglypuff: We could turn his nads to coal.
Mareke: O.O
Mareke: Not him, the elfs!
Jigglypuff: Why?
Mareke: I like him. I don’t like the elfs.
Jigglypuff: Dumb girl. Be attracted to the shiny.
Mareke: *shines* I do like you. You’re very pretty. But I like Yaban too.
Jigglypuff: I could swing a ménage-a-trois.
Mareke: You could…make Yaban…do that?
Jigglypuff: I’m rather irresistible.
Mareke: I meant with me?
Jigglypuff: Hey, what about me?
Mareke: …you could watch?
Jigglypuff: . . . . . okay.
Mareke: :D
Jigglypuff: Will you have sex with me after?
Mareke: >.> Maybe…
Jigglypuff: Fantastic.