Marf's Adventures - The City Museum
On the last episode of Marf's Adventures, Marf was about to explore the City Museum with Herb and DJ. Let's see how it went...
Herb and Marf decided to be their favorite modes of transportation... Herb is a plane! Marf is a train!
The inside is filled with many wonders. Like these cool fountains.
Let's go explore the mighty forests! What did Marf find?
Oh no! A giant clown tried to eat Marf and DJ! The horror!
...can they escape?!
Hurray, we were saved! Mr. Turtle gave Marf a ride to the next amazing wonder.
The fortuneteller promised Marf she could be Big. It was her only wish. Will it work? With hope in her heart, Marf trudged on.
Oh noes! Moby dick rose from the depths and swallowed Marf and Herb! Oh, the inhumanity of it all!
Marf and Herb are terrified!
Will they escape this time? Yes, they do! The whale blows them out his blowspout, and a passing pirate ship saves them and carries them off to the next destination. As you can see below, Marf is a liiiiittle bit scared to come out.
"Are we there yet? In a place without giant people eating animals?" she asks.
Hooray! Herb and Marf safely travel to the Cave of Wonders.
The mirrors puzzle the duo for a moment. How mysterious... But then -
A time warp tube! ShiZAM! Where is Marf heading?
A mighty Sumo appears before them. "you must defeat me to reach your goal," he says. Marf summons up her courage, and does a flying tackle onto the big man.
Marf wins, and gloats over her fallen enemy. Bwah haha.
And now Marf, you have reached the end of your trip, the thing that all adults want.
A giant mother-fucking ball crawl.
THE END
Yes, all of these photos were taken at the City Museum in Saint Louis, where you can crawl, climb and molest everything save a small handful of artifacts. Totally worth the entrance fee.