it's not thanksgiving until someone you love has completely opposite and horrifying political views.hannahcorlettNovember 25 2005, 14:40:33 UTC
okay, so, a couple things:
-why do you have to be the cutest thing ever. tractive tractive nimbly hands. -please don't let this man open up this closet. -i can't wait for you to come home. i'm going to set aside time for giggling, cajoling, cantankering, turning adjectives into verbs. -i have this theory that, as i get older, every single one of the people who used to thanksgiving with our family (meaning, just our family) will be replaced by someone 1) i don't know, 2) i slept with or 3) both. my aunt's roommate for 7 or 9 years came over with her husband and 3 aryan children. stronger connections have been made. i have the feeling that next year, this scenario will happen: "the guy from perfect strangers is coming over. we don't know him or like him, but we needed to fill the quota of bodies like the holocaust." me: "fucking bronson pinchot. second, that was horribly offensive and you are terribly republican. by the way, which one of you did i sleep with?" -today, for you, i'm going out and buying it's a wonderful life. frank
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-why do you have to be the cutest thing ever. tractive tractive nimbly hands.
-please don't let this man open up this closet.
-i can't wait for you to come home. i'm going to set aside time for giggling, cajoling, cantankering, turning adjectives into verbs.
-i have this theory that, as i get older, every single one of the people who used to thanksgiving with our family (meaning, just our family) will be replaced by someone 1) i don't know, 2) i slept with or 3) both. my aunt's roommate for 7 or 9 years came over with her husband and 3 aryan children. stronger connections have been made. i have the feeling that next year, this scenario will happen: "the guy from perfect strangers is coming over. we don't know him or like him, but we needed to fill the quota of bodies like the holocaust." me: "fucking bronson pinchot. second, that was horribly offensive and you are terribly republican. by the way, which one of you did i sleep with?"
-today, for you, i'm going out and buying it's a wonderful life. frank ( ... )
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