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and behold, results of boredom
1.Your real name: krystin
2. What friends call you: kg
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: ill let you know
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: jordyn
5. What is/are the ugliest name you can think of?: raymundo
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: turtle the turtle
b. goose: goose the goose
c. dog: cat the dog
d. cat: dog the cat
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: miss krystin you must be worth a trillion bucks
8. What would you name your kids?: not sure about that one yet
9. What would you name a ship you built?: wet dream... =))) yeah i dont care if thats taken
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: how to get some
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: no
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: it was an accident
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: yeah
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: not yet
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
16. Nearly drowned?: like a million times
17. Passed out?: yeah
18. Had a crush on somebody: of course
19. Been stuck in the rain?: willingly
20. Been attacked by an animal?: lol...a bigass dog
21. Caught people having sex?: no
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: hmm angelina jolie
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
25. Made a wish that came true?: yes
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...that i had hot steamy sex with *coughh cough* and since then, there was akwardness whenever he entered the room :0
27. I'm only racist towards...racism
28. I don't even know why I'm...not out having fun with my homies and doing this lame thing instead
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...sean faris, colin farrell, stephen colletti
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...leave someone/something you love more than anything...oh and living elsewhere (CALI rocks, bitch what.)
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy...hot chocolate from cinnabon and a classic cinnabon heh
32. It's hot. I should take off my...what else is there to take off ;]
33. It's always more fun if you...GET FADED
34. You can't eat steak without...bbq sauce
35. You better shut up before I...slice off your tongue FUCKING WHORE
36. I really like you and everything but...your ears overpower your face and i completely lied about me liking you so fuck off.
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: id twist his arm back and kick his nuts as hard as i possibly can, then id call security to report sexual harrassment
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: tackle him to the ground, beat him to my car, get in and run over him
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: id fucking die
40 You burped while giving a persuasive speech in class?: laugh my ass off and screw my speech
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: id do him and then tell him i have aids and hes gonna die, then id fuck him up and slice his penis off
42. You had three wishes?: everyone was nice to everyone else (no more sexism/racism/ageism), ban democracy forever, be able to fly
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illegal- injustice, legal- streaking
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: tell her to look for them in my garage herself cus im not her fucking maid
45. You had a time machine?: go back and relive a better time..
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: how bout something like viva la bam but viva la krystin
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: aids
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record my dreams
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: stuck in a box
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy? comedy
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock video
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: xmas
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: fuck u
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: wow, pass
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snowboard
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: pirate!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: the cowardly dog
60. Driver: chauffeur
61. Yoga: flexible ;)
62. Bakery: bread
63. Roach: fever
64. Mushroom: soup
65. Sprung: break
66. Exotic: caribbean
67. Pythagorean: math
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: nervous when you speak, butterflies, chills down your spine when you touch, in your mind all day...it has so many sides but with it feels so easy to get by
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: older, cute, sweeeeet
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: bugs
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: annie
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the queen
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: greg, grant, gio
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: kiss my hand when i was upset...idk i thought it was cute
75. What's your favorite song at the moment? the district sleeps alone tonight by the postal service
1.Your real name: krystin
2. What friends call you: kg
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: ill let you know
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: jordyn
5. What is/are the ugliest name you can think of?: raymundo
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: turtle the turtle
b. goose: goose the goose
c. dog: cat the dog
d. cat: dog the cat
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: miss krystin you must be worth a trillion bucks
8. What would you name your kids?: not sure about that one yet
9. What would you name a ship you built?: wet dream... =))) yeah i dont care if thats taken
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: how to get some
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: no
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: it was an accident
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: yeah
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: not yet
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
16. Nearly drowned?: like a million times
17. Passed out?: yeah
18. Had a crush on somebody: of course
19. Been stuck in the rain?: willingly
20. Been attacked by an animal?: lol...a bigass dog
21. Caught people having sex?: no
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: hmm angelina jolie
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
25. Made a wish that came true?: yes
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...that i had hot steamy sex with *coughh cough* and since then, there was akwardness whenever he entered the room :0
27. I'm only racist towards...racism
28. I don't even know why I'm...not out having fun with my homies and doing this lame thing instead
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...sean faris, colin farrell, stephen colletti
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...leave someone/something you love more than anything...oh and living elsewhere (CALI rocks, bitch what.)
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy...hot chocolate from cinnabon and a classic cinnabon heh
32. It's hot. I should take off my...what else is there to take off ;]
33. It's always more fun if you...GET FADED
34. You can't eat steak without...bbq sauce
35. You better shut up before I...slice off your tongue FUCKING WHORE
36. I really like you and everything but...your ears overpower your face and i completely lied about me liking you so fuck off.
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: id twist his arm back and kick his nuts as hard as i possibly can, then id call security to report sexual harrassment
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: tackle him to the ground, beat him to my car, get in and run over him
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: id fucking die
40 You burped while giving a persuasive speech in class?: laugh my ass off and screw my speech
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: id do him and then tell him i have aids and hes gonna die, then id fuck him up and slice his penis off
42. You had three wishes?: everyone was nice to everyone else (no more sexism/racism/ageism), ban democracy forever, be able to fly
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illegal- injustice, legal- streaking
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: tell her to look for them in my garage herself cus im not her fucking maid
45. You had a time machine?: go back and relive a better time..
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: how bout something like viva la bam but viva la krystin
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: aids
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record my dreams
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: stuck in a box
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy? comedy
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock video
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: xmas
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: fuck u
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: wow, pass
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snowboard
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: pirate!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: the cowardly dog
60. Driver: chauffeur
61. Yoga: flexible ;)
62. Bakery: bread
63. Roach: fever
64. Mushroom: soup
65. Sprung: break
66. Exotic: caribbean
67. Pythagorean: math
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: nervous when you speak, butterflies, chills down your spine when you touch, in your mind all day...it has so many sides but with it feels so easy to get by
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: older, cute, sweeeeet
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: bugs
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: annie
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the queen
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: greg, grant, gio
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: kiss my hand when i was upset...idk i thought it was cute
75. What's your favorite song at the moment? the district sleeps alone tonight by the postal service