bored? yes.
[1] What is your middle name?
Anne. Or Lyn like Janis Lyn Joplin, fuckers. I'm famous.
[2]What color is your mailbox?
Black
[3] What color shirt are you wearing?
White (It's Caroline's)
[4] Have you ever hit a deer?
With my fists?
[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
Where am I? Which home? To my house from school? no. From Austin to New Orleans? Yes. What a vague question.
[6]Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning?
Um, no. I can have it free at school if i want it
[7] Who checks the mail in your house?
We both do. OR the orphans next door. Isn't stealing other people's mail a felony or something? Fucking orphans.
[8] Do you have a small driveway?
Uh, no? I mean it's normal-sized.
[9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?
Nope.
[10] What do you do first in the morning?
Curse, put contacts in, leave in 10 minutes.
[11] What brand is your printer?
Dell?
[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people?
Quite the opposite.
[13]Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
Wavy is the non-complicated answer.
[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher(s)?
Ms. England
[16] Are you taller than your mother?
Nope. They're both 5'4".
[17] Do you have a favorite word?
cumberbund. cummmmmmmmmberbunnnnnnnnnnd.
[18] Are you God?
Maybe. Would I know it if I was God?
[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart?
ha. um. get on with my life?
[20] Do you have a deep, dark secret?
I dunno. Maybe to some people. Maybe not to others. I haven't killed anyone if that's what you're asking.
[22] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
Yes. Especially if they're purple.
[23] Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Not on, in.
[24] Do you often cry during a movie?
A movie? WHY IS EVERYTHING SO VAGUE? I don't cry during horror movies. Or comedies. Maybe I will if it's a sad movie.
[25] Do you hate your life?
No, I'm very much in love with myself. I may not be content with still being in school, but I am on the right path and doing everything I can do make my life perfect. Some things, however, are out of my control.
[26] Do you get mad easily?
No.
[27] Do you drink?
Sometimes.
[28] What is your biggest pet peeve?
Ummm... not sure. Maybe some horrific uses of the English language.
[29] What is your away message?
None, I'm talking to Emily.
[30] Do any of your friends have kids?
yes
[32] Who should pay on the first date?
FIRST date? Them. Fuck feminism on a FIRST date, I'm a lady damnit. Pull out my chair, bring me flowers, pay for my food and open my door. 5th date? I'm paying, bitch.
[33] How many years older than you are you willing to date?
uuhhhh 5. No one younger.
[34] Do you have any friends?
Lots of beautiful friends.
[35] Do you have any mean friends?
Uh, too honest sometimes?
[36] What is the ugliest color in your opinion?
Yellow and orange. Or baby-poop mustard color.
[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand?
i dunno.
[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff?
Of course.
[39] Have you ever been fired from a job?
No, actually. go me.
[40] In what year was your first love?
I don't know anymore. Leave me alone.
[41] Do you have a cell?
I have lots of them. Skin cells. Brain cells. White and red blood cells. I'm chock-full o' cells.
[42] What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
The Limited. Aren't I stylish? No.
[43] How tall are you?
5'2"
[44] What is the closest green object?
The carpet on the floor.
[45] What is on your feet?
Nothing. I'm relaxing up in Trustee
[46] Do you like watermelon?
Not really. I'll eat it if you pay me, though.
[48] Do you want to have kids?
Yes. But not for at least 10 years.
[49] What is the brightest color you're wearing right now?
Hot pink nail polish
[50] Who is the friend you have that you would never expect?
Hmm. Caroline and I became friends randomly, though I guess we would have anyway. Um... Brenden started as Emily's co-worker and now he's one of my best friends. I dunno. We meet the people we are supposed to.
[53] Stupidest movie you ever saw?
Oh Jesus, are you kidding? All of them. No... maybe that one with Panda about the cartoons killing people and the "7 year old" was a 23 year old with huge fake tits.
[54] Do you collect comic books?
Uh, no.
[55] Do you like your dad?
I LOVE MY DIDDY!
[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Oooooh yes. Lots of x-files (soon to be more), stuff from Adult Swim.
[57] Are you wearing makeup?
Not at all. :-) that's the way i like it during the day.
[58] Do you have a tattoo?
2... 3 soon.
[59] Have you ever been happily in love?
Yes, in fact, for a year and a half. Best time of my life.
[60] If you won the lottery you would _______?
Save most of it. Not like Rosie on Nip/Tuck last night.
[61.] Do you know how to draw?
Absolutely not. My sissy got all those genes apparently.
[63] Who is your hero?
Not sure. Lots of people. Myself this past week.
[64] Who did you last IM?
Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmily who likes blue sandwich babies.
[65.] Do you work a lot of hours?
Well... I work more than I get paid for. But I'm glad to do it. I love being a TA.
[66] What do you do when you are stressed out?
Cry. File it away somewhere and don't deal with it.
[67] Who was the last person that called you?
who called ME? ummm... caroline?
[68.] Is there anything you regret?
Um, no. I hate that word.
[69] Do you know where your family name originated from?
Which one? I'll just go with my favorite. LaBruyere is obviously french.
[70] Is there an animal that creeps you out?
Snakes, bugs. Sometimes cats I don't know. Not that I'm scared of them anymore... but they just look at you like they want to kill you sometimes.