can you tell i've been bored?
1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
Umm... one of the girls when we went downtown for Court's bday. It's necessary to stay together.
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
Yes, because i would run away to a different country.
(where's 3 homie?)
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Um, no. However, I have eaten ice cream straight out of the carton. Mmm phish food.
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
no, I was devastated that I was sick in 4th grade the day of the spelling bee. I'm a kickass speller, I would have ripped those kids a new one.
7. How fast can you type?
I dunno. fast enough to keep up with fucking Rainwater and her shitty lectures.
8. Are you afraid of the dark?
yes. and you would be too.
9. Eye color?
brown
11. When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
yesterday, i finally took my damn bubble bath! It was delightful.
12. Do you "knock on wood"?
Oh dear, I haven't seen wood in a very long time. Much longer than 3 weeks.
13. Are you drinking anything right now?
Mooooooocha. It's still too hot and I got it 20 min ago.
15. Can you hula hoop?
Yeah dude, these hips don't lie.
16. Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yes. Unless they're my own. Then if i'm in Caroline's apartment, the walls eat my secrets and my time.
17. What do you want for Christmas?
laser vision! And something else that no one will know about unless they already do... let's see if anyone figures it out.
18. Do you know the Muffin Man?
The muffin man? you're dumb.
19. Do you talk in your sleep?
Yes. One time it was about squirrels stealing my chocolate.
20. When was the last time you kicked a baby?
Oh come on now. You're not supposed to kick them, just shake them really hard.
Just kidding. I would kick myself before i kicked a child.
21. Have you ever flown a kite?
yeah dude. That's fun.
23. Do you consider yourself successful?
What the hell is with these success questions? Here, I'll answer truthfully. The answer is no. I will be, but i'm not now. Like I've said 6 thousand times... I am not content with any aspect of my life at the moment. and contentedness = success to me
24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
Tons. Some i haven't called in 3 years.
25. Have you ever asked for a pony?
yes, and emily bought me one!
26. Plans for tomorrow?
well... class from ass-crack of dawn until 2pm. Probably drive Kat home... nap? shower? game night after that I believe. There will hopefully be alcohol involved. Then sleep.
29. When was the last time you told someone 'I love you'?
Yesterday, quite a few people. My mom as she was telling me to get my ass out of the house.
What is WITH that? Why is everyone telling me to get out of the house? I am ALWAYS somewhere at night. There hasn't been a night that I've stayed at home by myself for a loooong time. Jesus.
31. How are you feeling today?
Better than the rest of this week. It's been a bad week. But it's cold today, so I'm happy. And i have happy hour tonight with dearest Emily. YAY!
32. Are you black?
my penis is
33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
no. but i should have been for getting in a fight. Haha.
34. What are you looking forward to?
This is a nice question. Tonight, tomorrow night, shopping for costume, getting my bling, halloween parties, my birthday!, Thanksgiving, Christmas break, Spring break, graduating, dating, getting a job, yeah.
35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
sure. why not? sometimes it's necessary
37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
No. Meg almost ate fish food once. Hahahaha.
38. Can you handle the truth?
Better than some.
39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
I like eggs? maybe some eggs florentine would be nice. Leave out the ham.
40. What 4 things do you bring with yourself to places?
Only 3: wallet, cell phone, keys. That's my checklist.
41. Any cool scars?
UH YEAH. I'm Harry fuckin Potter. i'm still trying to figure out how falling down resulted in a lightening bolt.
Oh, and i've got some pretty neat ones that you can't see usually.
42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone? Do they know?
I wouldn't say "crush". it's a little more profound than that. And no, they don't. They might never know.
43. How many kids do you plan on having?
3-5
44. What do you do when no one is watching?
cry, dance, talk to kitties
45. Have you ever been in love?
yes. i wouldn't recommend it.
46. Do you talk to yourself?
Um, i usually try to direct it at something or someone. I usually think to myself more than talk to myself.
47. Is there something you want that you can't have?
maybe. time will tell.
48. Three things about the opposite sex that you first notice?
hooooold on, yo. I just started noticing the opposite sex again. Let me figure it out on my own time.
Okay, time. Eyes, smile, brain.
And why is this question biased against the gay community?
49. Who are you thinking about right now?
Myself.
50. Who did you last hug?
Um um um Emily i think.
51. Where is your phone?
inside the beast. i think it was ringing earlier. Oh well.
52. What was the last thing you ate?
I'll give you a hint. It starts with 'cereal' and ends with 'bar'. My normal meal about now.
54. Favorite color?
purple. black. hot pink.
55. What is the last movie watched?
Good question. I have no idea.
56. What song do you currently hear?
Nothing. I'm in the study lounge of JBWNLSDKJFSLKDJF building. lots of typing.
57. What do you want?
happiness, jesus. That's all. the problem is that I can't force it.
58. Would you ever date anyone on your friends list?
for what? myspace? Definitely. I can think of a few. One of them is already planning the wedding. (cough)brenden(cough). Silly boy. just kidding. maybe you had to have been there.
59. What TV Show are you watching?
Right at this moment? none. in my life? X-files with myself. PR, Top Chef, and GG with Emily. Nip/Tuck and 6 Feet Under with Caroline.
60. What Color underwear are you wearing?
Hot pink. it says "i wear the pants" on the butt. HAHAHA! loveit.