Rule #1: Sarah is always right.
Rule #2: If Sarah is wrong, see rule #1.

I'm using the word "smegma" in a poem.

I love poetry class.

Here I am! New York is lovely. The weather is nice for the moment. It's time to document my trip thusfar, more for my benefit than yours. But please... read on ( Read more... )

Time for Spring Break! New York, here i come ( Read more... )

Let's focus on something good.

Spring break will be AWESOME. Not only am I going to play with Nickster for a few days, I'm also going to see Tommy-sorry-THOMMY! I miss my little doodlebug and I think of him and our debaucherous behavior everytime I go home to New Orleans ( Read more... )

Um, the Amityville Horror is fucked up. For real.

So... who's going to come try Indonesian food with me this weekend?

My cousin Tiffany and her super-duper Pentacostal hubby had another kid this weekend or something. He just turned 23. So to go with the gorgeous and Biblical Naomi who is a year and a half...

AdonijahAnother girl. Spoken "Add-ah-ni-yah". It's a male name. One of King David's sons I believe? So... a male name. And Adonijah on top of that. ( Read more... )

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Soooooooo i had no idea that I'm trying to get into the most competitive industry in Austin. The dude opened my eyes to a LOT of stuff that I had no idea about, which is a good thing. Also, he was 30 so I could totally talk to him. He's younger than a lot of my friends. Haha ( Read more... )