Happy Halloween
Something funny I snatched from Gabriel's blog:
gabriel.gayauthors.org
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds: "Well, let's see what we can do about that.#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cabdriver is very excited and says, " Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK", the nun says, "pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush, but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess: I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says: "That's ok. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
So have fun tonight without regrets!
gabriel.gayauthors.org
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds: "Well, let's see what we can do about that.#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cabdriver is very excited and says, " Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK", the nun says, "pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush, but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess: I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says: "That's ok. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
So have fun tonight without regrets!