Ok... i'm an ass. Yesterday was my last day of school. At the "end of the year party" at my coworker's house, I tripped down a ridiculously large step (about 18 inches tall), fell on my turned ankle, and severely sprained it. I went to the orthopedist today and he told me he wanted to cast my leg because I tore the ligament between my two lower ( Read more... )

I went to see the future father of my children (AKA Dane Cook) last night.  You may be asking, "Dane Who"?  Well, let me just say that he is quite possibly THE funniest man on the planet... and he's hot, which is a DEFINITE plus.  He was AMAZING last night.  I seriously almost peed my pants at several points.  I brought my friend Jeff who didn't ( Read more... )

Is this the next Terri Schiavo???

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Ever feel like you've been forgotten about by everyone around you?

*cuts through the silence*

DIRECTIONS: FILL OUT THIS MEME and then TAG 5 People you want to know more about. They must then complete this meme and Tag another 5 people... and the viscious cycle continues until all of LJ has completed this meme...

Survey

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE MUST COMPLETE THIS:

dreamcrash

jimmychunga74

YEAH, I'm a big loser.... I don't know that many people on LJ yet to name 3 ( Read more... )

Ok, so I cried at work today. For the first time, though, it wasn't out of stress and frustration. My co-workers are incredible. Each time it is one of our birthdays, we put together a little something special. It's pretty much the only "partying" you can do at school. I have a summer birthday, so I just assumed that I would celebrate with ( Read more... )

I saw The Longest Yard last night.... f-ing great movie! I would highly recommend it to all! Even though he's already married, I still say that someday I'm going to have Adam Sandler's baby.

Ok... I totally stole this from Nicole yourstareiscold .  If you ever wanted to know WAY TOO MUCH about me, here it goes!

Basics
Name:: Maria Christine
Age:: 26 (27 on July 3)
Height:: 5'8 1/2.
Hair Color:: brown with red highlights
Eye Color:: hazel (green and brown)

School Life
What's your school's mascot?: Junior High and High were the Rebels, College was the Rams
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So I've had an epiphany (big word, I know)over the past several days.... if people won't accept me as I am, screw them. I'm 27 years old and I refuse to cater to people anymore. No more ass-kissing of people who don't appreciate me or reciprocate. Period ( Read more... )

Clear example of why it takes me FOREVER to correct papers at home...


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