You know you're from Omaha if...

[mariah00]

You graduated from a high school that had a geographical direction for a name.

You know exactly what and where Counciltuckey is, and you stay away from it.

You call anything past Elkhorn "the rest of Nebraska."

You consider Omaha the one true capital; Lincoln's just your retarded little brother.

You take pride in the fact that the Cheesecake

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[sonata_ix]

You live either down a hill, on the slope of a hill, or on top of a hill.

Well that about sums it up right there...