you know, the problem with motherfuckers like you is that you turn us into what we become, and then you have the nerve to ask what's wrong with us.

No, of course not. Because only pretty girls with money and daddies get to wear wedding dresses.

And that's how it goes. Treat a guy nicely and he'll never speak to you again. Smile all the time but treat him like shit, and he's yours forever.

Well fuck you, Renteria. I hope they bring back Polanco.

I hate Italians. Have I mentioned how much I hate Italians? Yeah.

Lauren and Laura, youre parcels are in the mail as of yesterday. Be on the lookout for parcel weirdness.

You have got to be the most passive man on earth.

Snorrrrrrt.

Right. I try hard to be a hep, mod, even with-it old lady..but for the love of Bob, will someone please explain the "totes happy" thing to me now, because it's goin' straight ova my head.

great GOD you're a bore.