WHY ORBS? WHY?

[mariallegra]

If you write, "Amy shaved off the luxurious auburn tresses on her big toe in disgust", or "As Dr. Jones prepared to insert the colonoscopy apparatus into the patient's tight little love-entrance, he wished he'd gone into dermatology when he had the chance," it will sound silly and the reader will laugh. Like "hair" and "rectum", "eyes" is a

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[halocentury]

Hair: tresses, strands, locks, curls - I'm sure there's more, but some sound like they're out of some damn Harlequin book. Eyes should just stay as eyes. XD