You can't call a baby an asshole!

[maribouboo]

Today, Lauren and I went and sat in the pool at WIMPE until we had to move to the hot tub because they needed the pool for swim lessons. So we stared at the parents and their 1-2 year old kids like creeps and talked about things like---how dads holding babies always look happier than moms holding babies, how swimming lessons were a biiiiiig deal

Comments

[anonymous]

Name it Ace.

[tre_paranoia]

that baby would be so weird.

Name it deuce. hahha

Remember, you could always adopt and live in a trailer.

Great subject line!

[starstrom]

Well, she called him a meatloaf!

[wetwilli106]

dads holding babies have no memories of the babies chewing on their nipples, and so they have nothing to fear...that's my theory

[starstrom]

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