online dating: fucking hilarious

[maribouquet]

OK, flist, I have been digging into eHarmony and lining up some dates. I have a dinner date coming up this Thursday with a man in my town. Let's call him Ragu. We have traded a few messages to make our plans. Then I get this:

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[perhael]

Ahahahahaha WOW. You haven't even been on a date yet! Holy shit, guy.

It's the "P.S. Do you like Sangria?" that really kills me, though. XD

[maribouquet]

RIIIIIIIGHT? Like, yes! I LOVE IT, let's name our first child Sangria!