the sport of competitive mothering

[marie_red]

I've noticed of late that I'm not very good at my new sport, that of competitive mothering.  I think I'm too aware of the game, and thus come off simultaneously cynical and over-serious.  Or maybe I'm MORE competitive, to the point that I try to act like I'm not playing the game at all I'm just that good. Case in point:

I'm walking down the hall of

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The Crowd Roars!

[anonymous]

ROFLAF (or whatever those letters are supposed to be)!

Love it! I'm doing the wave :-)

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[llrtpenny]

That's at least a 3 point shot.

Oh and your child will certainly be better adjusted, healthier and generally less neurotic than Bridget. But I think you probably knew that already. I hope you can help New Mom figure out how to raise an equally well adjusted baby.

[ctown_woody]

Marie,
Over the years you have scared and intimidated the hell out of us. You are entereing a new phase, where you are taking your ability to instill terror to a new level.
*whimper*
Congratulations?
;)

[jeffwik]

Yeah, you kick her ass, you.

[freixa]

Oh Marie, I probably would have done the same thing. Hurray for competitive nature!