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[marie_sego]

Dominique!!!

I do hope everything even remotely compromising has gone through the paper shredder before you left office?

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[sarko_le_grand]

*is worried* Where the hell is he?

[marie_sego]

Back from the holiday he started on Wednesday... he must have thought the judges wouldn't dare enter his flat in his absence, the idiot. Now he's in Paris, frantically trying to make sure anything compromising is destroyed right away, I presume.

[sarko_le_grand]

I'm getting a headache....

[marie_sego]

Well, make up your mind. To you want to hand his scalp to the judges or to protect him?

[dominiquelechic]

Yes...well...sort of.

You wouldn't call a couple of love letters from the Russian President that they took away compromising, would you?

[marie_sego]

Well, it depends. Did you detail anything about the French army, industry or energy situation in those letters?

[dominiquelechic]

*nervously* There might have been something about thrusting nuclear warheads, but none of the other stuff - I only talk to him about that when he gets me drunk.

[marie_sego]

But wait a minute - surely he has those letters now, and you only have his?