It turned out alright.
What do you think of me, iPod?
"The whole place is dark." -Songs: Ohia!, Farewell Transmission
Will I have a happy life?
"Tough ghost tough crowd tough love sit down." -The Unicorns: Tuff ghost
What do my friends really think of me?
"Well it's always been my nature to take chances." -Bob Dylan, Angelina
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Keep your hand on the plow hold on." -Bob Dylan: Gospel Plow
What does my significant other think of me?
"Hey streetlights all gone out." -Arcade Fire: Une Anee Sans Lumiere
How can I make myself happy?
"Maybe he's not much but can another man do what he can?" -Billie Holiday
What should I do with my life?
"They're selling postcards at the hanging." -Bob Dylan: Desolation Row
Why must life be so full of pain?
"I'm walking behind you on your wedding day." -Frank Sinatra: I'm Walking Behind You
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex??
"I swim across lake Michigan." -Sufjan Steves: To Be Alone With You
Will I ever have children?
"I wanna be forgotten and I don't wanna be reminded." -The Strokes: Whatever Happened?
Will I die happy?
"Recently, recently, recently." -Polaris: Recently
Can you give me some advice?
"Oh the tide will come up when the winds will stop." -Dylan: When The Ship Comes In
What do you think happiness is?
"I will see you tomorrow." -The Tourettes, Honey
What's your favorite fetish?
"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene." -Dolly Parton, Jolene.