arpita's favorite way to greet people new to her country is "welcome to the shit hole of the world." for old delhi that's pretty accurate. i'm not even sure what i should be writing here. i rode in a rickshaw through the dirt poor muslim section of the city on my first day and quietly freaked out until arpita took us to smoke a hookah. the roads ( Read more... )

Aiight... I'll be back January 22nd. Ciao amigas.

I have about two days left before I hit the road/sky and in that time all I need to do is pack and go to the ATM. And celebrate the new year by drinking some Cold Duck. Today I went out with Jessie and bought the beer rings they're selling at Blue Skies. They say things like "Total Bitch" and "Bedwetter" and they're to put around beer bottles so ( Read more... )

I've been doing research on how to build an igloo and today I thought the snow might have been iced over enough so that it would pack, but no. Instead Gwen, Jeremy and I went to Amherst, I ate some fried plantains, we stole cardboard boxes out of the dumpster, and went sledding ( Read more... )

Even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE ( Read more... )

( Cheesy )

I downloaded The Black Cauldron game for DOS from here because I used to play it when I was teeny-tiny. I went through basically the entire last half of the game today just following directions from an online hint guide, but I beat that motherfucker and now it's time to start my paper. Fo' real. I think when it comes time to do my next paper I will ( Read more... )

Breatheright: I love you.
You make me look like a troll-
but one that can breathe!

you are like cocaine
snorting you makes me feel good
but you taste like shit

I have an earlobe cyst. It's been there for about a week, but today it is particularly large and painful.

I popped some of it this morning, but there's still this hard ball that I bet is just full of gunk.

Tonight I'm going to stick a needle through it.

No, this was not supposed to go on TMI Chix.