Since it came up over on the SCA Heraldry Chat group on FarceBook, I'm posting the current College of Heralds Imaginary roster, expecting that there will be some new members shortly. However, I like you all, so there's a
cut for it.
Ermine Stag Tyrant of Arms Marie de Blois
Absinthe Aaron Palomides of Buckminster
Sardines with Chocolate AElfred Hawkmoon
Fish Truck AEtheluulf munec
Give Me The Money Alaric MacConnal
Vair Squirrel Alasdair MacEogan
Usquebaugh Alisoun
Taisez-vous Alys Mackyntoich
Saturn V and Blackbird Andreas von Meißen
Short Stack Andrew von Otelingen
Agave Andrewe
Chocolate Cherry Cordial Angelo di Antonio Machiavelli
Tortellini Sanguine Anne Rose
Ermine Oreo Aryanhwy
Cant Athenais Bryennissa
Trois Frommage Avram ibn Gabriol
Roast Chicken Batcok
Tenné Schnecke Balthazar van der Brugghe
Cha Shu Bao Tze Blaise de Cormeilles
Tarnished Shell Blaise de Cormeilles
Compendium Bruce Draconarius of Mistholme
Raisnable pacïence Brunissende le dragonet
Green Eggs and Ham Caelan MacKinnon
Bacon Strip Cathyn FitzGerald
Galois Imaginary Ceit
Dill Weed Conall Og mac Dabhidh
Tiramisu Conrad von Zollern
Soylent Vert Constantia Kaloethes
Grumpy Bear Cormac Mor
Pureed Smurf Daniel de Lincoln
Anzac Biscuit Domhnall na Moicheirghe
Cinnamon Latté Dubhghall mac Aodha mhic Néill
Gules Mackerel Duncan Cameron
Krupnik Elena
Grenadine Elisabeth de Rossignol
Hello Kitty Elizabeth Turner of Carlisle
Special Snowflake Emma de Fetherstan
Chocolate Raspberry Torte Eric Morrison
Seventy-Six Trombones Evan da Colleauro
Humble Francois
Ooo Shiny Gabriel Kjotvason
Tastycake Geffroi le crieur Combattant Chequy Unicorn Giata Alberti
Iguanodon Giles Leabrook
Jaegerschnitzle Gotfried von Schwaben
Gamla Geðillr Tík Gunnvor
Flummery Gwilim
Sukiyaki Halla
Invisible Coney Herveus
Legos Lembas Hrothny
Bend Butcher Ian Raven of Tadcaster
Baklava Ines Alfon
Space Time Folding Tangent on the Event Horizon Iohannes Kynith
Fliegenderkinderschiesen Jago Redbeard
Bookworm Jeanne Marie Lacroix
Godfather Lasagna Jibr’il
Oatmeal Stout John ap Griffin
Chile Relleno Juan Balthazar Tegero
Au Jus Kameshima Zentarou Umakai
Irish Cream Katelin de Irelande
Dandelion Katerin ferch Gwenllian
Sour Pickle Kathalyn Nimet
Torta al Amaretto Khalidah bint Yahya'a
Mead and Potatoes Kristrun Hrafnsdottir
Raspberry Liqueur Laurensa du Chambord Cake or Death Leonor Ruiz Butterscotch Crampet Lillia de Vaux
Double Hops and Barley Llywus ap Alan
Saucer of Cream Louis-Phillippe Mitouard
Mustard and Vinegar Barbeque Chicken Maimuna al-Bukhariyya
Purple Elephant Maol Mhichil mac Giolla Pheadair
Ermine Haggis Margaret Hepburn
White Chocolate Cheesecake Marie de Blois
Rabid Marta
Single Malt Matilda (Aindrea)
Rampant Fubar McKenna
Poke Salad Meradudd Cethin
Necronomicon Modar Nezananich
Digitalis Oddr mjǫksiglandi
Vulture's Jambe Odierne Lion
Kibbe Omar Mohammed Mirzazadeh
Frito Bardito Pendar the Bard (throbbing sex god of heraldry)
Hostess Cupcake Randall Carrick
Monkey Poo Randall Carrick
Sherry Cask Randall Carrick
Sable Feline Rhiannon ?
Fromage Rhieinwylydd
Cherry Richenda du Jardin
Chainsaw Robin Gallowglass
Deepfried Calamari (with a side of Marinara) Roderick Conall McLeod
Buttered Popcorn Rowland McCain
The Cake Is A Lie Selene
TimTam Selene
Vert Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Shauna of Carrick Point
Carne Asada Simon Montgumery
Chocolate Truffle Sorcha MacLeod
Anejo Steffan ap Kennydd
Amused Curmudgeon Talorgen nepos Wrguist
Rum 'n' Raisin Tamsyn Northover
Potent Chief Tanczos Istvan
Warm Cinnamon Scrolls Thyri
Red Wine Sex Sauce Timothy O’Brien
I Disbelieve! Ursula Georges
Happy Pants Vinca Taviani
Grilled Cheese Wyndylyn
There's also now a FB group for it, because if I don't somebody else will, and what else is being Ermine Stag Tyrant of Arms for?
OH RIGHT ... organizing April 1st Letters. Yes, we plan to have one, though it remains to be seen which kingdom we'll need to post through to get on OSCAR. Since this is a public post, don't post ideas here, but ... send em in to me or post about them in the FB group or I'll start a restricted LJ community or something. Please no pidgeon post.
If you're reading this and are interested in having a Herald Imaginary title, please comment (here, or on SCAHRLDS, or the SCA Heraldry Chat group on FB) and state your name and the title which you are claiming (both of these things are required). It is not required to state by which authority you claim the title, though some do; simply claiming it is sufficient. No duplicate titles; most titles are food or alcohol-related.
If you're reading this and have no idea what the College of Heralds Imaginary is ... We're the not-very-secret humor outlet for SCA heralds, led by the Ermine Stag Tyrant of Arms. If you thought heralds didn't have a sense of humor, well, do we have some good gnus for you! Er ... sorry, gnus are African fauna, not European. You'll have to settle for some good news instead.
I'm currently cross-posting with Dreamwidth. This post is
http://mariedeblois.dreamwidth.org/117226.html there; you can comment here or there.