the amusement value of spam

[mariedeblois]

Today's best spam subject line so far:

Subject: List to 0utlandi$h no0key

Comments

[brat_grrl]

*spits tea at the screen*

Yay for Outlandish Nookie!

*snort*

[herald_tim]

True... although I've heard good things about Calon Nookie. And Artemisian.

[kyleri]

*laughs and laughs*

[sinistraltyger]

Yup, ok... that wins.

[masahide]

What's a no0key? Is that like the "Any Key" that they keep telling me to press? Only this is a "No Zero Key"? And why is it Outlandish? I don't understand....

;)

[masahide]

ooooooohhhhhhhhh.......

You mean "nookie" as in "sex"..... Now I'm really confused.....

Since when did you need to be on a list to get sex in the Outlands? Is this for all the people that aren't Dons, Knights, or Dukes?

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The preceding comments have been made without the knowledge or conset of the management. Please Note that we take great exception to the fact that the above comments imply that there are people, especially young "thangs" running around trying to sleep with every knight they can get their hands on. We flatly deny it, regardless of truth, and have sacked the people responsible for making such a comment. - the Mgmt.

[mariedeblois]

More specifically, I was thinking of a list of where to get sex at the Grand Outlandish Tourney (typically just called Outlandish).

Y'know, like the various guides to various cities of Where To Acquire Sex.

I also take no responsibility for this spam.

[dr_zrfq]

*chuckles* *giggles* *laughs*