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Dec 28, 2004 12:13

I went to a Mormon church today with Shannon. Let me tell you, if given the opportunity, I would have rather dug up my great grandma's corpse and have sex with it wearing a seafoam strap-on. But I didn't have a shovel, and she was cremated anyways. So I skipped coffee this morning in attempt to get into my Mormon character, but that obviously didn' ( Read more... )

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bigmikelush December 28 2004, 21:41:39 UTC
I cant get enough of you Carly! I love it!

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westsidehobbit December 31 2004, 09:56:11 UTC
Omigod u know how much fun we could have if I went back to church with you?! LOL Next time you should go stoned, it makes everything alot more amusing-- and no offense, but ur mormon friend doesnt act very mormon if u ask me. if she's over 18 why the hell does she go through that shit every sunday if she doesnt act like one the rest of the week?

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marilynfan52 December 31 2004, 10:39:23 UTC
Its all about keeping up appearances. Have you seen that show on the BBC? Shannon really goes to church for the people...which is sort of an oxyMORMON! hahahaha just kidding. But hey you went to that Utah thing, and you're a Jack-Mo too! Just admit it, its exciting to go to church or bible camp when you have a hangover. How can you Windows people deal with your AIM? Jesus Christ of LDS.

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