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[marilynfan52]

Italian guys gross the fuck out of me. Oh shit. There are like 3 of them behind me and one just turned around and looked at my screen. He's wearing a tight black top and white see-through pants. A bartender and this random Italian guy macked me at a bar in Pompeii. The bar tender looked like the young guy in Queer Eye For the Straight Guy that

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And I was like....Damn!

[iluvbrandonboyd]

I fucking went to Paris by myself, and there are all these diry ass Parisians there. And I would walk down the street and get called out to in fucking French. This one guy was talking to me, and I turned around to tell him I had no idea what the hell he was saying, and he took that as an invitation to go talk to me. So, he came up and blatantly started running his eyes up and down my body and staring at my boobs for extended periods of time

[iluvbrandonboyd]

Oh yeah, and I fucking miss badass Tucson Mexican food. And that chicken parm from Mimi's Cafe. They don't have meatballs here, and I had a burger today, and it tasted like dog crap. But on the bright side, I went into a pub, and they were playing OK Computer. I almost had a hernia. When the hell are you coming to London? We have to meet up, because I'm going crazy by myself.

pssssst.....

[anonymous]

silly norma.
none of that please.
you gotta deal
with your skin disease!
or the Italian fashion disease, as the case may be.