I have silver hair now. So I put on a silver shirt so my hair wouldn' t look so silver. But then someone said, "Your hair matches your shirt." So I guess it didn't work.

After "Girlfriends" is over on the BET, the Evangelist show comes on. The preacher said, " What if God asked you for $1,000?"...................... Why the FUCK would God need $1,000?!

Its only when you get flaming mad at someone you're convinced they're not humans and they were solely created to make you miserable. You better fucking believe it ( Read more... )

In my icon I kinda look like I have a Babe Ruth face. He was a pretty good baseball player though.

So my bassoon professor was upset with my playin'. So he sat back in his chair, clasped his arms around his chest covered by a very sterile sweater vest, smirked like a cop killa and looked in my eyes and said, "I'm going to shoot you first. Then myself."

When I was little, I was laying in bed one night thinking about death. I was thinking about my body rotting, and that in death you would just lay in your coffin and watch the worms and maggots eat at you and there was nothing you could do about it. You layed there forever, watching yourself fall apart. I got scared at this thought and started to ( Read more... )

So I walked in the U Mart just now and saw a girl with her face burnt off. 700,000 pieces of brown, sand, purple, and pink gum was stretched across her face in tiny ribbons. She looked like Ruthie from Real World, Hawaii. She didn't scare me or startle me. I expected her to be there. I just looked at her and smiled like I would with anyone else. ( Read more... )

There's an Art Bitch in my painting class. I suppose she's Native American, but she just looks like another pale-skinned spoiled Hermasillo girl. She's probably only a quarter Native American- or less. So our teacher sets up these elaborate still-lifes and she always makes her own shit up and paints Indian women with their hair blowing in the wind ( Read more... )

They should make an "Armageddon" for the dinosaurs. Its about time we had another dinosaur movie drama since "Land Before Time". So, it would be about this dinosaur community that gets struck by that enormous asteroid and takes out the whole population. And yes, there will be that scene where they're at the oil rig and papa T Rex chases Ben Aff Rex ( Read more... )

Hmmm really? I have no fucking clue. Don't ask me. Ask the woman with patches of hair sitting in the passenger seat of the red metallic Porsche. Her hair's wrapped in a blue bandana with a chincey baseball cap securing it, for the windy drive down the freeway to Chandler. We passed her just now and she's bundled up in a white linen jacket, wearing ( Read more... )