HEEEEEY!

[marinegrandpa]

I'm looking for a Princess to be a Prince to! Any princesses here, do you want a loyal prince to guard your back and do princely things with you?

Edit: Okay I am looking for a none sexual relations Princess!

Comments

[780210seconds]

You've gotten crazier haven't you?

[marinegrandpa]

That implies I'm not already crazy!

Wanna be my princess Quicker?

[780210seconds]

No, it implies you somehow figured out a way to get crazier!

Ah... N-no thanks, I got a princess already so I can't be yours.

[marinegrandpa]

I don't feel any crazier.

Cooooool. Good luck with your princess!

[chameleongun]

I believe princesses like to be rescued.

[marinegrandpa]

Having someone to guard your back is AWESOME!

Will you be my princess Reborn?

[chameleongun]

In my experience, princesses need to be earned.

[marinegrandpa]

Really? Why?

[caffinatekillua]

I bet Squalo needs a prince.

[marinegrandpa]

Yay! Thanks Killua!

[caffinatekillua]

Sure thing man.

[marinegrandpa]

Oh, and do you want to be my princess?

[utskushiinanami]

...

[marinegrandpa]

Hello! Do you wanna be my princess?

[utskushiinanami]

No. I'm just thinking you're starting to sound a little familiar.

[marinegrandpa]

Okay!

Why is that?

[candyboylovr]

Even though you are a Marine, I vill still be villing to be your Princess for just vone night!

I HOPE YOU VILL NOT BE TOO SHOCKED TO FIND THAT THIS PRINCESS LIKES TO RIDE UP TOP, GARP-BOY

[marinegrandpa]

But I'm not wanting a one night only Princess! I am wanting a forever and ever one!

[candyboylovr]

Oh, sorry Garp-boy. I'm sure you are a sveet-tasting candy, but how can you ask somevone to taste the same flavour forever and ever?

I mean, after such a long time I vould get so SICK of it. DISGUSTINGK. Och, I cannot even think about it.. ergk.. my stomach.. my ulcers, they are acting up again..

Aaah.. such pain, vhy is it like this..!

[marinegrandpa]

We definatly wouldn't fit then! Good thing I said no.