I just sneezed and the dog (upstairs?) started massively freaking out (barking, panicked running). Yes, it could have been a coincidence, but it was funny nonetheless.

Ha! Warren Pierce. Second only to Nick Scuze when it comes to names parents should've said aloud before choosing.

I got back from my Puerto Plata trip yesterday. (Amusingly, I managed to once again get both a picture of a chair and Christine sitting in a chair, although this time I also got other pictures ( Read more... )

Fun tip: If you have leftover pizza and you need to reheat it, fry it in a pan. (Cover the pan so the top gets heated.) It retains its pizza-ness that way.

Good news! Grocery stores have started incessantly playing Christmas songs!

318 people have read my scathing review of Hotel Jaguar. That's amusing.

Last night in my dream there was a newspaper with a big ROB FORD IS DEAD headline. When I woke up I was confused about whether it was true or not and had to go online and check.

He still lives. And he voted in the advance polls.

The specious/spacious error will always be my favourite, but plutonic/platonic is also pretty fabulous.

"I'm looking for a plutonic relationship."
"Are you saying you want a relationship with the inner earth rocks or you want one like the god of the underworld?"

My train is leaving from track 13 at 13:13. Should I be worried that it is going to crash or something?

Remember in the Simpsons, when Marge and Apu go grocery shopping, and he tells her "the express line is usually the fastest, but not always" and Grandpa is at the register telling the cashier a story about every coin in his wallet? That happened to me this morning. Except it was an old lady instead of an old man. She also explained why she was ( Read more... )