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[marioisfunny]

I don't use livejournal. Well, I thought I'd give an update. So today I was at Wawa, and a lady named Par was making my sandwich. It's taking a while, right, and the sandwich comes out being not very good at all. So I say "She's really not up to par today."

Comments

[anonymous]

That's like saying "He's not really up to Solomon." Nice pun.

[marioisfunny]

that seemed a little sarcastic. well, you assface, if "up to solomon" meant "up to par" then saying "hes not really up to solomon" would be funny. it was good, so shudduppayamouth.

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[marioisfunny]

If you were in a reggae band but wanted to go solo and weren't quite good enough, perhaps one could say "He's not really up to solo, mon".

[marioisfunny]

well mine was a real situation. so take that. but ill try to join a reggae band and make that happen.

[tirionupontuna]

Dat shit 2 hot