Sherlock fic: The Problem with Personal Blogs, Part 14

[mariole]

Title: The Problem with Personal Blogs, Part 14/21
Characters: Holmes, Watson, Lestrade, the BBC gang (Molly, Sarah, Donovan, Anderson)
Rating: PG to Strong Adult - this part PG-13
Warnings: Excessive estrogen, reciprocity
Summary: Sherlock finds himself the recipient of unwanted attention, thanks to the Internet.
Notes: Thank you winterstorrm for the beta

Comments

[mariole]

Sorry, cats! *pets them* Always great to hear I've brought a smile. Thank you.

[darthhellokitty]

That enthusiastic blogger was definitely good for forcing Sherlock into situations where he had to be on his best behavior

Oh, John, you would be surprised!

"Sex." Sherlock staggered across the room and flopped onto his back on the sofa, flinging one arm across his eyes to shield them from the morning light. "Oral sex. Vaginal sex. Repetitive, energetic, nonstop sex. Basically... sex."

John felt lightheaded. "With... Molly?"

"Of course with Molly! Who else did you think- my blogger?"

Well, that's what *I* was expecting! Still am!

"And you'll say it with flowers. Possibly chocolate, but definitely flowers." John glared at him. "You owe her flowers, after last night."

More like SHE owes HIM flowers! John, pay attention! Everything you want Sherlock to apologize for - is exactly what SHE did! Such a double standard! If someone pulled that on your sister, what would you be saying?

OK, that was just about as dub-con as dub-con gets, but Sherlock seems more dumbfounded than traumatized. "Well, it wasn't completely terrible..." But

[mariole]

Poor John desperately needs to get laid. It's messing up his thinking, or he definitely would have listened better to what Sherlock was saying. And, as Sherlock relies upon John as his guide to normal society, this situation will not be handled as it should have been.

DUB-CON! That's the warning I was after. "Non-con" seemed a little strong. I went back and updated my ratings. There will be no trauma, as this _is_ a comedy, but there will be misunderstandings aplenty.

> Oh, John, you would be surprised!

Don't worry; it's good for him. :)

Thanks so much for your thoughtful and helpful reply.

[maewyn_2]

I'm absolutely loving this story!

Poor John. Life is so unfair! Hopefully he'll get *his* soon! :)

[mariole]

Thanks, Maewyn! I hope so, too. Poor John!

[addie71]

ROTF! I was laughing so loud and hard I thought I was going to wake the rest of the household!

Favorites:
~ "You weren't supposed to sleep with her!"

"Then you can relax, because nothing remotely resembling sleeping occurred."

~ "I regret to say that apparently I'm human after all.

~ "Well, it wasn't completely terrible..."

Poor, jealous John! But it really is his own fault...

[mariole]

I think that's what sent John over the edge. He's the one who set it all up, so he only has himself to blame.

And now we have more bad ideas in motion. Next part up. Cheers!

[mariole]

A woman after my own heart... :D