Feeding Maggie to the Tigers

Apr 14, 2012 18:04

THE thousand injuries of Maggie I had borne as I best could, but when she ventured to insult Aragorn, I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature of my soul, will not suppose, however, that I gave utterance to a threat. AT LENGTH I would be avenged; this was a point definitively settled. I must not only punish, but punish with impunity ( Read more... )

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lovethosehobbit April 15 2012, 17:15:42 UTC
OMG! You are GENIUS that was hilarious!!! It serves her right, insulting the magnificent ARAGORN!

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mariole April 15 2012, 18:16:42 UTC
As she herself admitted. NO ONE insults Aragorn and lives! Think of Denethor, and Wormtongue, and Sauron! Toast, every one of them. Tiger food would be a step up, the bums!

Glad you enjoyed. Cheers!

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