Comments | marionravenwood: Blind Melon

marionravenwood

Blind Melon

Feb 24, 2007 02:31

At my job we talk on headsets. This is very convenient in a large store because it allows you to communicate without shouting or running all over the place. However, today I was in the bathroom (!) and a male voice I did not recognize came over headset and said "I need some help in the back with these casaba melons!" I ran to the stockroom, ( Read more... )

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chanel19 February 24 2007, 10:56:06 UTC

You should go over to Whole Foods and get one of those melons. They're very tasty.

marionravenwood February 24 2007, 20:58:58 UTC

What I want to know is why the employee needed help with them. Were they rolling away? Was there a melon stampede? Were customers DEMANDING MELONS NOW and the employee needed to rush them to the sales floor?

chanel19 February 24 2007, 22:47:15 UTC

Those melons are heavy, babe.

Alert Level Casaba dustyfedora February 26 2007, 18:27:37 UTC

Casabas! We need Casabas on the floor NOW! All units respond melon-ready! This is not a drill, god dammit! Go! Go! Go! AAAAAAAA!