stole this from ashley "i need to put on my april" shearman
Name: MarioAlberto Duran
Birthday: Mid January
Birthplace: San Benito, TX
Current Location: San Antonio, TX
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Righty or Lefty: right
Zodiac Sign: Capricornicus meteorimus
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Long Distance Relationships: no, cause sprint charges like $.10 a minute.
Using Someone: believe in it yeah, dont follow it.
Killing People: it happens, so yeah, but i dont do it. yet.
Killing Yourself: that happens to. how can you not believe in it? "hey! he jumped off! i dont believe he can commit suicide! let's go talk to him!"
Teenage Smoking: all this stuff happens, so i "believe in it" but i dont do it. is that what it means?
Doing Drugs: no
Premarital Sex: no way
Driving Drunk: have to drink first, and i dont
Gay/Lesbian Relationships: as long as they dont try anything with me. except lesbians.
ARE YOU
Understanding: as understanding as those "For Dummies" tutorials
Open-minded: no, my head was only split open once, and it healed, so it hasnt been open for a while
Arrogant: probably
Insecure: nope. i know whats wrong and whats sexy with me.
Interesting: in a weird way i am
Random: like the stuff your mom wears on saturdays when we feed the reptiles
Hungry: for sex. jk. nah, had a bacon cheeseburger at break
Friendly: dont think anyone thinks of me like that
Smart: yes, but not for the benefit of good
Moody: only when it's that time of the month
Independent: all women, who independent, throw your numbers at me
Hard working: when ashley #1 isn't around
Healthy: not since my soccer days
Emotionally Stable: like a nuclear bomb without a fuse
Shy: not really. ask me something directly, and i'll answer without hesitation
Difficult: when it's fun
Attractive: i'm a mexican soccer player with slight accent. just read my s/n
Bored Easily: sorta. if i've messed with everything around me
Messy: only my room
Thirsty: yep
Responsible: when it counts
Obsessed: only with the smooth legs of a female
Angry: not really
Sad: yep. my lazy-lead-buddy is gone and now i gotta do work.
Happy: sorta
Hyper: only when i have 47.89 gallons of the good stuff
Trusting: selectively.
Talkative: to some.
CURRENT
Clothes: very few
Mood: meh
Group: Mexican Mafia
Taste: for girls: awesome
Make-up: never will wear any. once almost did, but they instead painted the black eye in oil pastel
Hair: messy
Smell: of sweaty mexican
Desktop Picture: beach
Song Listening to: me typing
CD in CD Player: none
Tape in VCR: none
DVD in DVD player: graduation ceremony
Refreshment: brisk. trying to cut down on soda
Worry: that Doc Ock will get to Mary Jane before i do.
FAVORITE
Foods: food
Drink: coke cherry icee
Color: depends what you're using it on
Band: papa roach right now
Album: none
Song: scars
Artist: chuck berry
Shoes: Addidas Spezial Indoor Soccer Shoes
Candy: the boxes of Nerds i've been binging on
Animal: dodo bird
TV Show: simpsons
Movie: hmmm. batman... for now...
Vegetable: anything that's not a vegetable
Fruit: my cousin. jk. orange
Cartoon: that's tough. looney tunes, spiderman, ninja turtles, transformers
EITHER/OR
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonald's or Burger king: burger king has star wars stuff
Single or Group Dates: single
Adidas or Nike: wow.... adidas...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Thong or G: what's a "G"? isnt that a Thug?
Coffee or Hot Chocolate: Hot Chocolate.
Big or Little: depends what we're talkin bout
Old or New: the new old
Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt: who's sluttier?
Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt: Brad Pitt was awesome in Ocean's 11/12 and bunch of other stuff. tom cruise was awesome in top gun and risky business.
Vogue or Cosmopolitan? eh?
Jeans or Cords? cords
Sweater or Sweatshirt? Sweatshirt
T-shirt or Tank top? neither. check out my muscles. jk
Skirt or Dress? skirt- get to see more leg
Wool or Cotton? Cotton.
Rose or Lily? both
Oldies or Pop: Oldies.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: no gf, but i try nonetheless
Do you have a best friend: not really
IN THE PAST MONTH, DID/HAVE YOU
Drank alcohol: nuh uh
Smoked: Nope
Done a drug: HA No.
Have Sex: cant say i did, but a few girls have tried to sneak their way in. jk.
Go on a Date: month... no
Gone to the Mall?: nope
Eaten an Entire Box of Oreos: it's my wakeup ceremony preferred food
Eaten Sushi: Nope
Been on Stage: ... i think graduation was a month ago
Been Dumped: not in the past month
Gone Skating: No.
Made Homemade Cookies: been a year.
Been In Love: nope.
Gone Skinny Dipping: just that one time with krystin. jk.
Dyed Your Hair: Nope
Stolen Anything: Nope
Number of Girls You Have Kissed In Your Life: three
Number of Girls You have Made Out With: two
Number of Girlfriends You've Had: three
Number of boys I have kissed: none, unless one of the above hasnt been honest with me
Number of boys you have made out with: same as above
Number of boyfriends you've had: same as ^
Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
Number of People I Could Trust with My Life: none anymore.
Number of CDs that I Own: uhhh... made most of em... like... all of em...
Number of Piercings: zero thank god
Number of Tattoos: just scars, and that's enough
Number of Times My Name Has Appeared In the Newspaper: 0 i think
Number of Scars on My Body: surgical scars, i think i'm up to 5.
Number of Things in My Past That I Regret: 1
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON THAT
Called you?: shirly. she left her socks in my backseat. jk.
Slept in Your Bed?: me
Saw You Cry?: havent cried in public since like 3rd grade
Made you cry?: rather not say.
Spent the Night At Your House?: dont remember
You Shared a Drink With?: sprite with pete, krystin, paul
You Went To The Movies With?: melissa, "exorcist: beginning"
You Went To The Mall With?: family a few months ago
Yelled At You?: too many
Sent You An Email?: dont remember
You Talked To?: ana and karalea in parking lot
Hugged?: maria on friday when she came back from her trip
Instant Messaged?: that I IMed- krystin, that IMed me-Ashley #1
Kissed?: bre
Had A Crush On?: 2-3 girls at work
Who Broke Your Heart?: not saying on here
-el mario