I'm not sure how to break the news to everybody, but I felt like it was time to start telling people, because I can't keep the secret any longer.

I'm pregnant.

Shit.

Fuck.

God damnit.

After you die...
Reincarnated as Yourself

After death, you will be reborn again as yourself. You will live the same life, unbeknownst to you. However, you will have vivid moments of déjà vu, as you probably have now.


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IF I'M SUCH A LOUSY GODDAMN FRIEND DON'T BE FRIENDS WITH ME!!!!

Title: BOO, YOU WHORE

1. Lindsay Lohan - First
   
2. Rancid - Stickin In My Eye
   
3. Squirtgun - Burn For You
   
4. The Hippos - Wasting My Life
   
5. The Hi-Fives - Cat and Comb
   
6. The Briefs - Poor And Weird
   
7. Bloodhound Gang - Pennsylvania
   
8. Weezer - Perfect Situation
   
9. the Influents - Last Good Bad Idea
   
10. The Offspring - Next to You
    
11. Guttermouth - Whiskey
    
12. Nekromantix - Ghoulina
    
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Not that I have any plans on getting married anytime soon (because I don't) but if I was going to be proposed to, I would recommend this ring as an engagement ring:


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I put my cat on Kittenwar.com:

http://kittenwar.com/kittens/45785/

Of course, that is when he was a kitten. He's still technically a kitten but he's about three times that size now.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Blame Canada.

Get your resolution here

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I want to run away.

Bye!!!

I know what I want for Christmas now.

A Nintendo DS...

SO I CAN PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING DS!
FUCK YEAH, BITCHES!!!!