Well, I've had a long discussion with my brother and he's helped me come to terms with a lot of things. If I don't have a job waiting for me, I'm going back to Maryland. I seriously doubt I will have a job, so I guess I'm going back. I can't help but feel like a horrible failure, but its either go back and be miserable or waste what little ( Read more... )

I am officially in crazy land. Conference work may suck me dry, I swear. How do I let it get this crazy every single semester? Half the time I am researching, and the other half I spend frantically emailing people with listings on craigslist. I found a listing for 750, a 1 bedroom with living room in astoria, (850 for two people!! I wish I had ( Read more... )

Here's the beginning of a short story, most of which I wrote during Danny's last class (I love the class, but I wander). I'm mostly just posting this for my own fun, don't bother reading it, it's quite long ( Read more... )

Dear Ms. Rossi:

We regret to inform you that in spite of your obvious skill we are not able to offer you a position at this time. We will keep your resume and references on file. Thank you for your interest in our amazing fucking company.

Sincerely,

Bossy McBossman
V.P. of Something Important

1 Mead Way ( Read more... )

I've been rewriting a story, very sloppily, but relatively consistently. Anyway, I've taken to writing these quick little one line stories or snippets of dialogue, and I think they're fun but unfortunately unusable (for now). So here they are ( Read more... )

I don't miss Maryland. Honest. But right now I would kill to go take Gus for a long walk in Meadowside. I bet it looks nice there about now...we'd go down the trail past the log bridges and follow the river for a few miles. Bah. Willie used to love the walks; when we'd go over the bridges if Dad was walking him he would always wait for me to ( Read more... )

So I've got an interview on Friday. I applied for like 25 jobs and the call back I got was for one of the jobs I am least qualified for: Electronic Publishing Production Coordinator at Morgan Stanley (its an office located in Westchester, in Purchase). I am supposed to have a "general understanding of Finance and Capital Markets" (!). I talked ( Read more... )

Indiana man dubbed 'Village Idiot ( Read more... )

Midget Stripper wanted ( Read more... )