In Russia, we are much like the Germans. I felt like an idiot when I had to buy tickets at train station in Amsterdam, and there was this huge gap between the counter where you do, and the start of the line. And this thick yellow line denoting "line here". I had to ask the person behind that line, if he was, well, first in line. (The same line here in Moscow? That would be a nice joke everyone's going to ignore, even if repeatedly asked to please stand back.)
This is great. I did the exact same thing once when I had a reactive airway attack brought on by wasabi at an oh-so-expensive-restaurant -- held the door open (as I was running outside to fall unconscious on the sidewalk) for some human X-ray who just glared at me like, What? They let people like you into the restaurant?
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In Russia, we are much like the Germans. I felt like an idiot when I had to buy tickets at train station in Amsterdam, and there was this huge gap between the counter where you do, and the start of the line. And this thick yellow line denoting "line here". I had to ask the person behind that line, if he was, well, first in line. (The same line here in Moscow? That would be a nice joke everyone's going to ignore, even if repeatedly asked to please stand back.)
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This is brilliant.
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I can laugh about it now...
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Your Brit-to-American translation was howling funny.
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And your translated Coke request" was hilarious. :D
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