Jesus

[marjster]

Why do you always need the toilet at the most inappropriate times? First I needed in work but I get stage fright peeing in semi-public places so I can't always go, so I FINALLY get sent home at the back of eleven to find Ruth in the bath! Not that it's her fault, it's my bloody bladder. Jesus

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[dodgy_dave]

Piss in the sink.

[marjster]

I should've just barged in to the bathroom. Then I would've got to see Ruth naked.

[dodgy_dave]

Well...aye..that would've been another way to do things...

[theboabie]

Why not piss in a jar and keep it on your windowsill for nearly two years.

[marjster]

Think that's already been done by one of our confederates:|

[theboabie]

Thank you for neutralizing that banter in the back. Sigh.

[marjster]

Sorry for not wanting to talk about Jamie's piss James, ya weirdo. :)

[chip_an_chee]

Marj, this is a disgusting topic for conversation ! You should be ashamed of yourself.

[marjster]

Since when did you become a prude Steven?:P

[goatiegirlie]

I decided to have a bath, knowing that you would run in after work desperate for a pee, with the sole intention of preventing you from doing so, in the hope that I would see your bladder explode then get to clean your innards off the carpet. Unfortunately, you foiled my plan, I'm bitterly disappointed.

If you had come in you wouldn't have seen me naked, I wear four jumpers and two pairs of longjohns to have a bath... you could have joined me in it for a jolly time.

[marjster]

Do you wear that pink jumper sometimes? Longjohns! I think I am going to have to join you sometime. I'll wear my Dominos outfit to make up for foiling that rather splendid bladder explosion plan you concocted. We can eat rump steak and talk about Lord Asquith, since I know all your secret fantasies and dreams involving 20th century governments.

[marjster]

No, but the drivers perv sometimes when the door doesn't work.

[chip_an_chee]

you're happy for the attention, admit it, it's you who breaks the door on a regular occasion

[marjster]

How did you know?!

[freddobum]

Do you have to reply to EVERY single comment, regardless of how trivial, insignificant or throwaway it is?!

I think you just do it to double the number of replies to your entry, to make it look as if you have more pals than you actually do.

Ya rocket.

[marjster]

Do you always have to be a smart arse Frenchie? It's nice to be nice and to acknowledge what people say. And I like seeing my comments total go up, it's the only fun I have in life.

You know me so well though, I hate you.

[freddobum]

I think you have just proved my point, love!