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[mark_buehrle]

"It's a hairline fraction of the fourth metatarsal," he said.

IN ENGLISH. I said through gritted teeth.

I didn't need a translation. I knew exactly what he meant.

It's fucked, is more like it. You're fucked,is what he meant. This rotation is fucked. This team is fucked

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[scott_podsednik]

I once broke my finger in a refrigerator door.

Beat that.

P.S. We aren't fucked. Trust me on that. McCarthy'll be extra crispy for the regular season.

[aaron_rowand]

MARK

*hugs you so tight*

I'm so sorry, Mark.

I love you. You know that, right?

[mark_buehrle]

*nods solemnly*

I know you do.

Thanks.

[FYI, this message takes place BEFORE Mark finds out his injury is really a pinched nerve. Being a White Sox fan is stressful. >.<]

[mike_mussina]

Dude. I know it sucks. And I'm so sorry.

Speedy recovery and all that stuff. Don't worry, in time you'll be good as new and kicking ass again. Your team isn't fucked. You'll be fine, they'll be fine, everything will be fine. Trust me on this.

[mark_buehrle]

Thanks, man.

You're always good for a cheerful word.