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Hi guys,
So I just heard a story that’s so relevant to our interests and made me laugh so hard at a Soho bar 3 hours ago, that even though it involves some close friends of mine I have to tell you all.
So long story short, I work as the Purchasing Manager for a well know London restaurant group, which if you know restaurants means I work with a lot of London actors in between jobs, one of whom is my very good friend Erica.
Erica at drinks tonight casually drops into conversation, (and I do mean casually, as she obviously has no idea about my secret double life as a Social Network fanfic-aholic,) that her good friend Sophie, (last names kept safe to protect the innocent,) who is an actress that I only know casually, (she was up until recently dating a scum-bag who’s in the current Doctor Who, who cheated on her with some slag from Cardiff while he was filming - whole other story,) had sex which Andrew Garfield.
But that’s actually not worthy of me telling you, even though I was obviously interested. The hilarious, amazing thing about this anecdote was, (there had to be an actual story as Erica doesn’t consider Andrew Garfield famous enough to make this already amazing, idek), that Sophie, while having sex with Andrew, went to change positions, caught his jaw with her foot, and knocked him out for 20 minutes. At which point she texted Erica, (who was out with her mum,) saying, ‘you can’t come home yet, this guy’s out cold on the sofa’.
True Story.
Erica then went on to tell me Andrew Garfield’s the new Spiderman.
I said I knew.
God, I just had to tell someone. Bonus poitns for any amazing person who can somehow turn this into Andrew/Jesse fic. I’d probably pay you.
So I just heard a story that’s so relevant to our interests and made me laugh so hard at a Soho bar 3 hours ago, that even though it involves some close friends of mine I have to tell you all.
So long story short, I work as the Purchasing Manager for a well know London restaurant group, which if you know restaurants means I work with a lot of London actors in between jobs, one of whom is my very good friend Erica.
Erica at drinks tonight casually drops into conversation, (and I do mean casually, as she obviously has no idea about my secret double life as a Social Network fanfic-aholic,) that her good friend Sophie, (last names kept safe to protect the innocent,) who is an actress that I only know casually, (she was up until recently dating a scum-bag who’s in the current Doctor Who, who cheated on her with some slag from Cardiff while he was filming - whole other story,) had sex which Andrew Garfield.
But that’s actually not worthy of me telling you, even though I was obviously interested. The hilarious, amazing thing about this anecdote was, (there had to be an actual story as Erica doesn’t consider Andrew Garfield famous enough to make this already amazing, idek), that Sophie, while having sex with Andrew, went to change positions, caught his jaw with her foot, and knocked him out for 20 minutes. At which point she texted Erica, (who was out with her mum,) saying, ‘you can’t come home yet, this guy’s out cold on the sofa’.
True Story.
Erica then went on to tell me Andrew Garfield’s the new Spiderman.
I said I knew.
God, I just had to tell someone. Bonus poitns for any amazing person who can somehow turn this into Andrew/Jesse fic. I’d probably pay you.